last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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