just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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