i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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