We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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