gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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