at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
that's an acceptable place to lick
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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