Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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