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i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.

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(504): i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person. http://tfl.nu/uzlk

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just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?

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(415): just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good? http://tfl.nu/tswm

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This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this

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(250): This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this http://tfl.nu/tv14

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dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...

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(440): dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so... http://tfl.nu/5ecd

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that's an acceptable place to lick

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(212): that's an acceptable place to lick http://tfl.nu/6rie

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I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe

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(508): I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe http://tfl.nu/0gxj

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You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box

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(215): You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box http://tfl.nu/kcqr

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I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.

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(404): I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced. http://tfl.nu/ok17

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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.

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(718): we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love. http://tfl.nu/cgcu

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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character

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(409): white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character http://tfl.nu/8uci

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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.

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(352): Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot. http://tfl.nu/hytm

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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...

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(612): Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab... http://tfl.nu/at31

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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him

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(310): I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him http://tfl.nu/a0ny

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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.

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(928): If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself. http://tfl.nu/jcct

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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire

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(240): Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire http://tfl.nu/bhj4

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