doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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