I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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