That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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