There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
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No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
My day in three words: secret purse cake
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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