I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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