it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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