lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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