finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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