did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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