Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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