Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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