Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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