Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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