I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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