were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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be right there i have to get my cape
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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