Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Is Oprah even human
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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