im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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