Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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