did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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