ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
send nudes
from the living room?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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