i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We just shotgunned beers for America
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
