i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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