I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
As shirtless as possible
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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