think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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