last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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