thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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