Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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