Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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