So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..