I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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