i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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