I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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