physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
