all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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