I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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