Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I'm really busy with my period
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