I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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