Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
My balls are so social today.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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