do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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