I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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