whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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