North Korea, Best Korea!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Randomize