I wanna passion pit in your ass
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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