That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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