Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
